As promised.......more funny quotes...

"USA won ANOTHER medal! That's 101.... don't you get tired celebrating all the time? When Mexico wins I'm like "Yes! WEEEEEEE"--Sergio

"ZA DUCK FLIES AT MIDNIGHT!"
"Soy sauce!!"-Mine and Erin's secret code

"They think CCM is bad? Well.....let's be wild for a little while. *turns radio to a CCM station*"--Aunt Welda

"Have you ever washed?"
"Uh........yeah...several times actually. I would like to think of myself as a regular at that."
".......NO! The PAINTING!"--Dale and me

"Hey let me ask y'all somethin'. Is a peach supposed to be hard or soft?"--Creepy guy at Wal-Mart.

"I see me'n'you livin' on two acres o' land in a nice doublewide."-Bobby

"Bobby, would you believe the Japanese have long arms and tiny fingers?"--Wayne to my dad while he was trying to fix my car

"Let's see Bobby and Marvin's number one hit: "Just A Diggin'" Oh thank you folks, there's enough Bobby to go around. Here we go......"--Dad

"I looked out my car window and oh what did I see
A big ol' pile of trash
I know it's just for me
A big old rusted knife
A bunch of old beer cans
My heart has always belonged here
This is one thing that don't go to Uncle Sam
Let me tell you about my love
I feel like I should
It's called the Cherokee Landfill
And boy it sure looks good!!
Just a diggin'!
Ohhh, just a diggin'!"--Just A Diggin'.....I forgot the rest though

"My legs look fat"--Sergio

"I'm gonna go up there right now and give them what for!!!!!.......tomorrow"--Me

"Where's the bathroom?"
"*puts bucket down in front of me* Have fun. There's some leaves outside if you need toilet paper"--Wayne

Well I believe it's time to add some funny quotes in here.....enjoy....and congratulate me on my return to the blogger....


"Hey Heather, what's an easier way to say Electronic Video Systems Manager?"
"...video dude..."--Lance and me

"I need a job man. I'm a loser. Even the birds got jobs. They clean the crap outta the road. *sticks head out window* HEY BIRDS!!! ARE YOU GUYS HIRING?!!!!"--Bianca at 6:30 A.M. running on 27 hours no sleep.

"I think she should "accidentally" fall off a cliff"--Me

"I had all these funny quotes I was going to add, but I forgot them all."
"That happens to me a lot....and I get mad."--Sergio and me

"I likes me shirt"--Ryan

"Quit!"
"Quit what?"
"Hmm....I forgot.....carry on then."--Josh and me

"What happened to your flip flops!?!"
"Hub was makin' fun of me"
"So you wore those shiny things and tried to pass them off as shoes?"
"hahahaha yeah.......wait........what?"--Josh B. and me

"I got the kind with wings (maxi pads) so they don't fly away."--Bianca

"heatherej!!!"
"Hey! Are you drunk?"
"ewjfoaweij nowea. Guess whatet!"
"What?"
"I wenteg skewiing!"
"Really? Where?"
"Downs tehw stairsss!! It was aewetsomeet. You sfehwould comej negxt tiemw. Thiset stupeied keytboard wtoent tyepw right."--Jay and me

"Heather......*gets down on one knee* Will you marry me? *holds up cheap $1.00 fake flowers*"--Bianca

"For my first assignment they sent me to videotape the tornado!"
"Why didn't you do us all a favor and capture the center of it too."
"Because I di--.....HEY! That was an insult!" --Josh

"I want something from dairy queen."
"Me too, why don't you go get it?"
"Why don't you go with me?"
"Ok."
"Good, then you can get gas for me."
".....YOU SET ME UP!!"
"HAHAHA you thought you would get out of it!!"--Mom and me

"Rockin' like Dockin......with stockin's...."
".....real clever Tim...." --Tim


"These are the confessions of a dangerous mind"
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Who confessed what?"
"Eh?"
"What was dangerous?"
"Who confessed what dangerously?"
"No.....what? I'm confused"
"I'm confused too."
"You started it!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did what?"
"I forgot"--Debi and me

"If Heather was a teacher she would fix those kids."
"That's because she would shoot them all."
"You say that like it's a BAD thing"--Mom and Linda



More to follow as I think of them..