Have I told you yet that I get this perverse pleasure in saying "I told you so" ? -Erin

"I Told him 'I haven't been taking any drugs! I'll prove it! We can go to Wal-Mart and buy all the drug tests there and you can watch me pee."-Brandy

"With songs like "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" who WOULDN'T love country music??" -Hub

"They spend over 20 HOURS cooking Thanksgiving DINNER?!!! I would never do that. At my Thanksgiving Dinner there would be a little note in the center of the table that said 'Brought to you by Peking Express'" -Me

"Good morning sunshine"
"Grrr" -Josh and me

"Now is there anything else you need?"
"3 million dollars"
"....oh...darn...I left my checkbook in my other pants"
"and the dog ate it?"
"Yep"
"You don't have a dog"
"oh....I meant...the chickens got it."
"The chickens?"
"Yeah they scratched all over them pants" -Dad and me

"And I felt all warm and fuzzy and I was grinning like a loon"
"You sure it's not an ebola?" -Erin and me

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which is gonna be the tile
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"HELP, PLEASE, HELP!!!"
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"His shoes are so big you could ski on them things" -Bobby

"Poor fat hamster" -Me

"Pee pee dance, pee pee dance!!" -Brandy

"There's a good one and a bad one. You know somethin' happened in the gene pool. Some of 'em got all the genes and some of 'em just butt naked with the genes you know." -Josh B.

"Those fortune cookies are addictive. I bet there's cocaine in them" -Ryan

Crash 2oo: and I can say.. I killed people.. and then you will be like..
Crash 2oo: that makes me hot

"What did you do?"
"I'll give you a hint.....it starts with 'I threw a chip in your drink.'"
"no seriously.....what did you do? YOU THREW A SUGAR PACKET AT ME!"
"No...."
"Yes you did here it is on the floor! hey.....why is there a chip in my drink?" -Rhette and Nate

"Hey waiter....will you bring him a cracker? He's on a diet"-Me

*at Broncos*
"Hey do you have P.O.D.?"
"What?"
"P.O.D."
"What's that?"
"A rock band"
"um.....no....but.....we have mariachi!!" -Rhette and the waiter

"I should've named my daughter......first name: thegrass. middle name: is. Get it? The grass is greene? hahahahha.....man that's mean." -Brandy

"But radioactive..hmm..I'm gonna die turning into something neat" -Erin

"Y'all know what it's like to run in a bathrobe? Ok me neither...." -Josh B.

"I have the straw of death!"-Me

"Watch out or I'll stab you with my napkin!!"-Nate

"Yeah I noticed you up there. I was like HAHAHAHAHA she had it comin'."-Kim

"He's standing up there like a stone statue!"
"Aren't all statues stone?"
"yeah...but that's not the point. He's just so...white." -Jennifer and Steven

"But what if he has a girlfriend?"
"Have you seen him? He doesn't have a girlfriend."-Erin and me

"I want you"
"I bet you do"-Robert and me

"Have I ever told you how scary you are in the morning?"
"I'll stab you in the back with this pen if you keep talking." -Josh and me

"I saw you up there on that ladder!!....you borrowed SOMEONE ELSE'S LADDER! I had a perfectly good ladder in my garage!!"
"Well, if it makes you feel any better I didn't enjoy it." -Mike and John

"Do you ever use your blinker?"
"Only when I think about to hit somebody"-Josh B. and me

"I hope he knows the closest thing I have to hawaiian clothes is plain black" -Me

"Why do they give me the crack babies? WHY?"-Linda

"I have vampire teeth. It's useful for when people punch me in the face....which is often." -Nate

"OMG HEY!!!!!!! JOSH I HAVE LUNCH SECOND PERIOD AND HERE'S A LIST OF MY SCHEDULE WILL YOU COME SEE ME?!"-crazy psycho girl outside

"I think he can sit on a bayonet. *like 5 minutes later* Did I say bayonet? I meant a five foot long sword that will clean out his body cavity so utterly painfully that the very thought of taking a dump will scare him to his grave." -Erin

"I just wanted you to know that through that mic I can hear everything you say."
"Hey Edgar...I have to pee...so if you hear noises just think of it as waterfall sounds." -Edgar and Josh

"Have I asked you that a lot sweetie?"
"Yes"
"oh I'm sorry"
"In fact you've asked me that 137 times"
"wow....keeping count now...." -Raymoth and me

"Why is he staring at me?"
"I don't know, ask him."
"HEY CREEPY GUY WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!" -Bianca and me

ok I've tried but I can't think of enough to go in between.....so these people will be in succession of each other.....

"I know that, but you see, regardless of what I know... the images that are transfered from you to me don't care" -Erin

"maybe if I lock myself in a room with purple bunnies I won't think about it "
"Nah man the purple bunnies would eat you alive" -Erin and me

and these final ones are from Josh B.

"she slobbered all over me like a dog, man. It was like lick, lick, lick all over my face. She was psycho."

"Y'all know God created people on the 6th day. So what did he do for the other 5? He was just like,"Poof grass.....poof animals............ok I really don't know if "poof" was said but you get my point."

"And if you wanna know what the point of that was....there wasn't one so just forget that."

My sentiments exactly....
Regular non-quote blogger will continue soon.